sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
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this boner is exhausting
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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