I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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