Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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