We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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