No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You're earring is so big in my mouth
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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