I'm going to jail i love you
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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