He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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