i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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