It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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