Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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