On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.