But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.