you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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