East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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