It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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