Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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