I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I skipped work to stalk him.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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