At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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