Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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