is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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