suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it