I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.