This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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