Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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