he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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