We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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