I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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