I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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