And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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