He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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