im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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