Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize