She's like a pop up book from hell.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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