Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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