Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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