HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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