google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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