I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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