I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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