yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just found puke in my bra..
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
