It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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