I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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