Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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