Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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