so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I wish you could order shots online.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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