Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just want nice things and good sex
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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