is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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