I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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