Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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