She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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