At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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