i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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