it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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