It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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