There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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