i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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