garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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