Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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