I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Randomize