do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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