Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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