thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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