She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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